Oh Vagina! — the birth of an East Van birthday song

by Jack Garton



a heretofore-unrecorded East Van birthday rager classic by Jack Garton of Maria In The Shower. everyone at the party forms a tight vaginal canal of a gauntlet, then the birthday girl/boy(s) have to crawl/claw their way through it as everyone sings the canon.

it's technically a stomp-and-clap acapella birthday singalong, but i asked Jack to put some chords to it after a Tequila Mockingbird / Maria In The Shower house performance at the iconic Wall Street Manor.

anyway, i cannot even remember the last time i was at a birthday party where people actually sang the "normal" birthday song. in East Van at least, it has been easily supplanted by this catchy saloon number.


Oh vagina!
Oh vagina!
Blessed be the vagina
That you were evicted from!

(ad infinitum)


released January 20, 2011
Jack Garton of Maria In The Shower.



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